Oh, Jersey.

I look forward to every Monday to witness the pure insanity of the women of Frankling Lakes, New Jersey. Last week's episode ended in the ultimate cliffhanger when sassy Teresa Giudice makes the rash decision to give a "sincere" hello to Danielle Staub, the local "prostitution whore". After an exchange of a few tense words, the situation escalates when Teresa and her hot Italian temper begin to rip at the seams with this season's best line so far.

I don't want to call you honey, bitch. Is bitch better?

As her usual self, Danielle plays the victim, stating the many times Teresa and the Manzos have "attacked" her. She also makes a statement as to how Teresa's house is in foreclosure. As seen lately in the news, though Teresa's house was on the market to alleviate some of her husband's debt, her house was never under foreclosure. Teresa snaps at this accusation and the wildest bitch chase of the season ensues through the crowded halls of the North Jersey Country Club.



After some broken heels and some unnecessary yelling by Kim Granatell, Danielle's two-faced friend, Danielle made it outside, creating a pool of fake tears. In the middle of the kerfuffle, Ashley Holmes, Jacqueline Laurita's daughter, yanked onto Danielle's weave, ripping it out and causing more reason for Danielle to call the police, which she did. And these police were not surprised that Ms. Staub was involved in this.

Although I am completely on Team Teresa, she absolutely provoked a little altercation. She did admit she wanted a chance to get in Danielle's face. However, taking Danielle's side is harder with her bizarre entourage of thugs and leather-clad bodyguards, crocodile tears, and screaming "ASSAULT!" at the loss of her weave.

"All I can say is that takes a lot to take this kind of hair out, I mean these are beaded in to my real hair, that's my real hair that you ripped out of my head with this [shows hair extension]. And it hurts like hell ... and there's a small bald spot on the back of my head."

We get it, Danielle. She ripped out your hair.

However, we were able to see some sort of reason brought to the situation through the wise words of Caroline Manzo her brother, Chris, Jacqueline's husband.

Gem of the Episode:
Sarai, Danielle's energist. She is a "personal trainer" for the spirit. People pay for those?



'till next Monday.