I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day…
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The Office Quote of the Day
I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcro’d under my desk. People say, “oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace”. Well I say, “it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose.”
Monday, August 2, 2010
The Office Quote of the Day
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
The Office Quote of the Day
They say you should never mix business with pleasure- really? Well then explain to me how a putt putt golf company operates.
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